His (blue, 6 cylinder)...

People, this goes beyond bonding. They already got His 'n' Hers dogs, now they have His 'n' Hers Highlanders -- what's next? His 'n' Hers houses?

Oh wait...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

It's only a matter of time before they start wearing matching Hawaiian shirts, hats, and black knee socks on non-tropical vacations.

Not that they don't deserve the right to do that...but...but...

(Splutters, falls victim to saccharine-sourced aphasia...)