The Significance of February 15th

It is now February. You know what that means.
My mom's Birthday on the 19th? Yes.
Valentine's day on the 14th? Yes.
Black History month? Yes.

But you know what else it means -- the annual renewal that alters lives, affects relationships, and changes the course of the entire universe as we know it?

The day after Valentine's day is the day that the drug stores put out their Easter candy.

This means Cadbury Mini Eggs and Cream Eggs.

In 15 days people. 15.

Prepare.