Well, that's a first!

Steve and I headed over to DU's gym to sign him up for a membership. They needed me as the primary so he could get the spouse-of-student discount.
When we brought the receipt home, they'd misspelled my name.
Not Elsie, Alice, Alisa, Lisa, etc.
Not "Haus" as they sometimes guess my last name is spelled.
For the first time ever, I was Elise Mouse.
!!!!!!!